Starvation Week

If you have read A healthy Cow..you might be knowing how difficult it was for me to put on weight.

It was with sheer resilience and determination that i have been able to achieve this forte.

Right now i weigh 81 kgs.(too much for a 5 ft 7 guy :( )

Now ...How i pray so that i can reduce a few kilos...

I am too lazy to join a gym so i have made one of my friends(Prav) join it.

Now the gym instructor tells him a few magic tricks by which you can lose around 5-6 kgs a week.

One of these tricks is the Starvation week...The trick is self explanatory and guarantees a loss of 5 kgs.

So we(me and prav) decided that we would starve ourself for a week.

Day one we could just have the fruits..nothing else.

I had 3 nice and big oranges in the breakfast and carried 3 huge ones to office for lunch.

In office one of my colleagues asked that why wasn't i having lunch.

With utmost indifference i told him about the Starvation week thing.

He stared at me as if he didn't get a bit of what i just said.

I emphasized and repeated --"Starvation week Yar!! Come on..." 

He pointed towards the two huge oranges that i was carrying and his gestures asked for an explanation for the "Starvation " claim that i was making...

I was trying to explain the concept to him...and suddenly Prav comes with 4 still huger apples in his hands.

PRAV ---"Gaurav ,Come for lunch .. i have washed the apples."

Our Colleague wanted to sue us both for using a misnomer for all the hogging that we were doing....

By the end of the day we had consumed 1kg Oranges,1 kg apples and 1 kg Chikoos plus 4 glass juice.

When i reached home, my maid had preapred 5 Roti's for me as she was not aware of my latest mania.

I told my roommate that i have to starve so i won't be able to have those Rotis.

We could not throw those rotis so next morning i got up and went in search of a black Cow.

I had to feed her those 5 Rotis. :) 

Again it was for A Healthier Me....

PS: I am into 2nd day of our Starvation week.Would let you know about how far it goes . :)